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# Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

オー、やつらはすでに、コンピュータにインターネットをもってるんだぜえええ！

# Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.
# The lesson is, never try.

子供達、お前達はよくやったけど、大失敗だったね。
教訓は、なんにもすんなってこった。

面白コメントがない＞＿＜

# Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors,
# I'm coming back loaded!

マージ、モエんとこいってくる。子供達を近所にでもやっとけ。
いってくるぜええええええええ！

面白コメントがない＞＿＜

面白コメントがない＞＿＜

# My Homer is not a communist.
# He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

おれのほーまーは共産主義じゃないんだよ。
あいつは、嘘つきで、豚で、ぼけで、共産主義だ。まぁ、アダルド男優ではないけどね。

# Lisa, would you like a donut?
# No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
# This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

りさちゃん、ドーナツ食べるー？
いらねーよ。果物なら食うよ。
ドーナツに紫の部分があるよ。紫は、果物だよ。

# Remember the time he ate my goldfish?
# And you lied and said I never had goldfish.
# Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

ねーねー、あいつが俺の金魚食べたの覚えてる？
あんた金魚飼ったことないっていってたじゃん。
じゃなんで、おれが金魚鉢もってんだよ。なんで？

# I suggest you leave immediately.
# Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees?
# Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at
# you?

今すぐ出て行け。
なんで？犬かはちが逃げ出したの？
犬がはちを食べて、あなたに吠えたり攻撃したりとか？

# Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

# There's your giraffe, little girl.
# I'm a boy.
# That's the spirit. Never give up.

# Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
# You mean the revolver, sir?
# Precisely.

# Here's to alcohol, the cause of―and solution to―all life's problems.

# Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

# How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
# every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
# Remember when I took that home winemaking course,
# and I forgot how to drive?

# I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there,
# please save me Superman.

# Homer no function beer well without.

# I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship.
# These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in
# business.

# Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!
# We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

# Weaseling out of things is important to learn.
# It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

# Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked!
# I've seen teams suck before,
# but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
# HOMER!
# I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

# Homer, the plant called.
# They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
# Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

# My cat's breath smells like cat food.

# Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

# This is the worst thing you've ever done.
# You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

# Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays.
# Please eliminate three.
# P.S. I am not a crackpot.

# Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

# If The Flintstones has taught us anything,
# it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Mojo::Script::Generate::App
# Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god!
# A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage!
# Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

# My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

# Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas?
# You know, the birth of Santa.

# Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
# No.
# Ham?
# No.
# Pork chops?
# Dad, those all come from the same animal.
# Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

# Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation.
# Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.

# 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever..
# *drinks beer* You got lucky.

# Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa,
# would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
# Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
# Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat
# product.
# You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
# Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every
# morning.
# Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
# Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
# Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
# Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
# Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
# Bart, go to your room.

# Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
# *Car crashes in background*
# Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.

# Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance,
# he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

# I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...

# What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing
# weeds from one's garden.

# Dad, what's a Muppet?
# Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... *laughs*
# So, to answer you question, I don't know.

# B-6
# You sunk my scrabbleship!
# This game makes no sense.
# Tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!