をつみのちんちん(楽曲)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7EsuhYrj_E
作詞　エストレクト氏

夜　街角を歩き回り　小さなちんちんを突き出してスイングする

をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん
(をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん)

女も　男も　子供も　虐待おじさんも
誰も彼の捕食者の視線から安全ではない
彼のセックスへの欲求は　ペニスが小さいのと同じくらい大きい
りんまりがあの変態から逃げられてよかった

をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん
(をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん)

夜が深まるにつれ　彼の淫欲も増していく
彼は刈り込まれた茂みに囲まれた城に出くわす
Mauro殿は鎌倉時代から忠実に仕えてきた老人だが
そのケツでさえ　次に起こることには準備ができていなかった

をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん
(をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん)

隠せない　走れない　をつみがあって中出ししたい
彼は園芸用具を使ったBDSMが大好きだったが　残念ながら彼は満足しなかった
彼自身の言葉から　ウサギのように交尾する　死にたい

をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん
(をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん)

幸か不幸か　誰の視点から見るかによるが
あさかはじゅんと中国産は一緒に歩いて帰っていました
をつみは男子校の絶望の匂いを気に入り　振り向いた
彼はセックスに飢えた悲鳴を上げながら　猛スピードでイった

をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん
(をつみ　をつみ　をつみのちんちん)

残念ながら彼の遺体は発見されなかった

(ライダー！)

残念ながら彼の遺体は発見されなかった

(これがご褒美なのぉ…なんか犯されてるよぉ…)

(健全な英語版歌詞)

At night... a real ninja jumps around from roof to roof, swining a rope

Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin
(Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin)

Under his protective gaze, no woman, no man, no child and even his mean uncle ever goes harmed

He had the best hax known during the showa period, for his missions he earned decent money.

he once helped to beat a pervert with rinmari, what a good man!

Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin
(Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin)

night deepens, he starts his mission. He comes across a castle surrounded by trimmed bushes.

Lord Mauro is an evil mage who has lived since the Kamakura period, but even his spells were not prepared for what happened next.

Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin
(Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin)

his skills were mighty, his jump flashy, he came without making a noise
unfortunately the lord was into BDSM, so he ran away in disgust
From his own words, fleeing like a rabbit, makes one avoid death

Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin
(Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin)

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on whose point of view you look at it, he encountered Asaka Hajun, the monk who came back from china.
Otsumi turned around, feeling despair and a heroic, manly sense of duty.
he came at a great speed, but not even his hax could save him being turned into ground meat.

Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin
(Otsumi, otsumi, otsumi the assassin)

Unfortunately, he was never heard of again

Reiwa (japanese era)

Unfortunately, he was never heard of again

Is this my reward? I feel graced by god