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"Let the slay ride begin. ? Tagline The first remake of the 1974 slasher film Black Christmas, released in 2006. Much like in the original, a group of sorority sisters are celebrating Christmas. But the killer who crashes the party has more than a passing familiarity with their house: he used to live there, and he's going to relive the deaths of his parents. Another remake was released on December 13, 2019. The remake provides examples of: Abusive Parents: Billy's mother and stepfather kept Billy locked away and beaten for years, all because the poor kid had jaundice and is related to his dead father. Anyone Can Die: A lot of the sorority girls get an equal amount of screen time and development, leaving the audience to try and guess who will be the final girl. When the killing ensues, the girls are all picked off at random. In the end, every sorority girl is dead except for Kelli. Arc Words. family now. These words persist in the heads of the Lenz children. Asshole Victim: It's hard to feel sorry for Mrs. Lenz and her lover since their abuse created a monster like Billy in the first place. Almost every single sorority girl plays this completely straight as well, with most of them ranging from "kinda bitchy" to "utterly unlikeable bitch. Bad Santa: Billy briefly wears a Santa outfit to escape the asylum. Bare Your Midriff: Lauren's outfit, which is basically her pajamas. Barrier-Busting Blow: Billy attacks Leigh through a wall. Big Bad Duumvirate: Billy Lenz and his sister Agnes are tag teaming their murders. Big Sister Instinct: Leigh, although she's an older example of the sister than usual, being about fifteen years older than Clair. Bloodier and Gorier: Very much so compared to the original. Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: Kelli, Melissa, and Heather, who also happen to be listed first in this order in the credits. Only Kelli survives. Body Bag Trick: The not-so-dead Billy and Agnes pull this off in the hospital by the end. Child by Rape: Agnes, conceived by her mother raping her brother Billy. Creepy Doll: Agnes gets one as a Christmas gift in her childhood, and it shows up throughout the film. Crosscast Role: Adult Agnes was played by a man. And it shows. Cruel and Unusual Death: The candy cane shiv, for starters. Curiosity Killed the Cast: Megan is lured into the attic by footsteps and a snow globe tune, while Dana is lured under the crawlspace by rustling noises. Danger Takes a Backseat: Billy kills both Heather and Eve in their cars. Death by Irony: You're my cookie, and I could gobble you up. Death by Sex: The Santa is killed just as he's about to be get it on with a nurse. Disproportionate Retribution: Billy's mother and her boyfriend murdering Billy's father. Also, the abuse she inflicts on Billy, just because he's jaundiced. The Dog Bites Back: The whole reason Billy was locked up in the loony bin in the first place. And boy, did he bite hard. Does Not Like Shoes: Billy and Agnes are never seen wearing shoes, despite the movie taking place at Christmas night. Drop the Hammer: Billy's biological father is beat to death with one. Evil Matriarch: Billy's mother, later devolves into Ax-Crazy. Evil Phone / Harassing Phone Call: Like the original, the sorority sisters get creepy phone calls from the killer. Eye Scream: All over the goddamn place, that at a point Agnes makes a Christmas tree, with eyes as the Christmas bulbs. Expy: Kelli is an expy of the original's Jess. Lauren is an expy of Margot Kidder 's Barb (alcoholic and bitchy) Final Girl: Kelli is the final survivor after Leigh is killed off. A God Am I: One of Billy's fellow asylum inmates apparently has messianic delusions: Orderly: Happy birthday. Gory Discretion Shot: The deaths of the Santa, Heather, and the morgue attendant. Gross-Up Close-Up: Want to see what a head looks like after it gets sliced by an ice skate? This movie's got you covered. You also see one of the victim's eyes forcibly plucked out while their head is covered with a bag. Hard-Drinking Party Girl: Lauren drinks the most out of the sorority. Hate Sink: Constance Lenz is Billy 's mother, who locks him in the attic after he witnesses her kill his father. She leaves him there for years while living a seemingly-idyllic life with her new lover. After learning that said lover is infertile, she rapes Billy to produce a daughter. These years of abuse lead Billy to snap and murder her, making her indirectly responsible for the film's carnage. Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday: Billy murdered his family on Christmas. Years later, the sorority house becomes a slaughterhouse on Christmas. Hostile Weather: A snowstorm and the accidents it's causing make it so the authorities won't be able to reach them for several hours. I'm a Humanitarian: Billy and Agnes. Two words: Skingerbread men. Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Ms. Mac's death is by an icicle through her mouth and out the back of her head. How Billy ultimately dies, falling over the hospital railing and onto a Christmas tree with a pointy top. Impromptu Tracheotomy: The death of the sanitarium guard. Improbable Weapon User: Billy fatally impales his stepfather through the eye with an icicle-shaped ornament and strangles his mother to death with a string of Christmas lights. Improvised Weapon: Christmas ornaments, a rolling pin, a candy cane, an ice skate, a gardening claw, the list goes on. Ironic Nursery Tune: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies and a few others. Surprisingly effective. Jerkass: Kyle, thanks to cheating on Kelli by having sex with Megan. His response after he's caught? Fuck all you bitches. Heather is also rather unpleasant, Ms. Mac even comments on it as she's getting the car ready. She does have a few Jerkass Has a Point moments though, as it does make sense to try and leave, as the people the others hoping to rescue are already dead, and it could be considered bit tasteless to leave out gifts for a killer as a holiday tradition. Kick the Dog: Billy's mother crushing the "Baby's First Christmas" bulb, and later telling him that Santa was shot down by the Russians. Kick the Son of a Bitch: It is immensely satisfying to see Billy getting revenge on his stepfather and mother for all the things they've done to him. The former being impaled through the head with a Christmas tree topping and the latter being strangled and brutally beaten to death by a rolling pin. Kill the Cutie: Melissa, the only main sister besides Kelli who is halfway decent. Leigh is also a decent character, but isn't one of the sisters. Madwoman in the Attic: Billy's mother despised his father, and by extension him (the fact that he looked like That Yellow Bastard only added to that hatred. She and her lover wound up murdering Mr. Lenz, and kept Billy locked up in the attic, presumably only giving him the bare minimum to survive. Made of Plasticine: It apparently runs in the family, as both Billy's stepfather and Billy himself are Impaled with Extreme Prejudice, the latter by a christmas tree, no less. Ms. Mac is also impaled, clean through her skull, by an icicle. Magical Defibrillator: Inverted. Kelli kills Agnes with one. Man on Fire: Billy and, less severely, Agnes end up in flames when they don't escape the burning sorority in time. Men Are the Expendable Gender: Subverted to the extreme, a rare feat. While the film has a quite a few male casualties, including Billys Dad, Billys Stepfather, The Asylum Santa, A Security Guard, A Mortician, and Kyle, the body count in this film is almost entirely made up of the female characters Melissa Kitt, Heather Lee Fitzgerald, Dana Mathis, Lauren Hannon, Clair Crosby, Megan Helms, Eve Agnew, Leigh Colvin, Ms. Mac, Billys Mom, and Agnes. Mythology Gag: Several, like most remakes: the victims ending up with bags over their heads, the attic being the most important part of the house for the killers, and Andrea Martin as Mrs. MacHenry, who was Phyl in the original Black Christmas. Neck Snap: Leigh dies by Agnes snapping her neck. Nerd Glasses: Eve wears thick-framed glasses. Not Quite Dead: Billy and Agnes survive the sorority house burning down. Subverted in the UK cut, where Billy is, in fact, horribly burned in the fire, and later dies on the operating table. Offscreen Teleportation: Justified, Billy and Agnes frequently use the vents and crawlspaces in the house, and again in the hospital. Off with His Head. Eve's is found decapitated in her car while Melissa's death is more of a partial example (and by ice skate of all things. Organ Dodge: Kelli stabs Agnes in her glass eye. Parental Incest: Billy's mother rapes him in an insane attempt to impregnate herself. She succeeds. Peek-a-Bangs: Agnes favours this look with the left part of her face obscured. Peek-a-Boo Corpse: Eve is found decapitated. The Pen Is Mightier: Clair's death, and the first instance of Eye Scream in the film. Pet the Dog: Billy's dad was the only person who was ever nice to him. Rape as Backstory: Obsessed with having another, better child, Mrs. Lenz, after her lover passes out during a bout of drunken sex, goes up to the attic where she keeps her deformed son Billy, and rapes him, successfully giving birth to a daughter nine months later. Suffice it to say, this contributed greatly to Billy's already steady descent into insanity. Reality Is Unrealistic: Despite the unrealistic nature of Ms. Mac's death with an icicle piercing her eye and popping out of the back of her head, this is actually medically accurate. According to producer James Wong, a likely story is that Ms. Mac played ice hockey in 1962 and was struck in that particular area, had a headache for a few days and recovered without having it checked out allowing the area to soften and become a weak point for the icicle to pierce. It is also worth noting that icicles have been known to kill people just by falling on them. Red Herring: Eve, who is obsessed with Billy Lenz, to the point of taking his old room in the sorority house, is initially implied to be the second kille
Crni bo c5 bei c4 87 watch stream wheels. Crni bozic watch streaming. Available On. Just watched it now. Never knew this would be the scariest movie of all time. Slay, Girls Hawthorne College is quieting down for the holidays. One by one, sorority girls on campus are being killed by an unknown stalker. But the killer is about to discover that this generation's young women aren't willing to become hapless victims as they mount a fight to the finish. Please allow approximately 20 extra minutes for pre-show and trailers before the show starts. 1 hr 32 min PG13 Dec 13, 2019 Horror More Trailers and Videos for Black Christmas Cast & Crew IMOGEN POOTS Riley British actress Imogen Poots was born in Hammersmith, London, England, the daughter of English-born Fiona (Goodall) a journalist, and Trevor Poots, a Northern Ireland-born television producer. She was educated at Bute House Preparatory School for Girls, Queen's Gate School for Girls and Latymer Upper School, all in London. When she was a teenager she began attending the Youngblood Theatre Company, and developed a love of acting. Poots' initial screen debut was a (2004) role in British medical drama Casualty (1986. She made her big screen debut as Young Valerie in V for Vendetta (2005) then went on to appear in various projects, including 28 Weeks Later (2007) Me and Orson Welles (2008) Centurion (2010) Bouquet of Barbed Wire (2010) Fright Night (2011) A Late Quartet (2012) Greetings from Tim Buckley (2012) and The Look of Love (2013. More ALEYSE SHANNON Kris Aleyse Shannon is an actress, known for Black Christmas (2019) Beauty and Instinct (2018. More BRITTANY O'GRADY Jesse Brittany O'Grady has been performing professionally since the age of 4. She has TV, commercial, print, theater, dancing, and singing experience. Recent work includes a 2014 guest star appearance on ABC-TV's Trophy Wife and Investigation Discovery's Tabloid. Brittany has been cast with several Washington area theaters including the Tony-Award winning Signature Theatre, historic Ford's Theatre, critically-acclaimed movement-based Synetic Theater, the Little Theatre of Alexandria, and Encore Stage and Studio. Brittany has also performed at the White House and the Kennedy Center. Her commercial work includes national and regional ad campaigns, PSAs, and as the face of the national Food Stamp Program. Brittany has also appeared as the spokesperson for an internet campaign, in an America's Most Wanted reenactment, and in numerous industrial projects. Brittany is an Actors' Equity Candidate and is SAG eligible. More CALEB EBERHARDT Landon Caleb Eberhardt was born on June 5, 1990 in San Francisco, California, USA. He is an actor, known for The Post (2017) The Defenders (2017) and Happy! 2017. More LILY DONOGHUE Marty Lily Donoghue is an actress, known for Black Christmas (2019) Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets and Dirty John (2018. More Sophia Takal Director Cast & Crew photos provided by TMDb.
Dont like that they changed the concept. I love, love, the original. I wont spend money on the ticket. Crni božić Watch streaming sur internet. This joint look scary as hell, and it comes out on Friday the 13th, that makes it even better ???. Black Christmas Theatrical release poster Directed by Bob Clark Produced by Bob Clark Written by A. Roy Moore Starring Olivia Hussey Keir Dullea Margot Kidder John Saxon Music by Carl Zittrer Cinematography Reginald H. Morris Edited by Stan Cole Production company Canadian Film Development Corportation Film Funding Ltd. Distributed by Ambassador Film Distributors (Canada) Warner Bros. (USA/International) Release date October?11,?1974 Running time 98 minutes [1] Country Canada Language English Budget 620, 000 Box office 4. 1 million Black Christmas is a 1974 Canadian slasher film produced and directed by Bob Clark, and written by A. Roy Moore. It stars Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder, Andrea Martin, Marian Waldman, Lynne Griffin and John Saxon. The story follows a group of sorority sisters who receive threatening phone calls and are eventually stalked and murdered by a deranged killer during the Christmas season. It is the first film in the Black Christmas series. Inspired by the urban legend " The babysitter and the man upstairs " and a series of murders that took place in the Westmount section of Montreal, Quebec, Moore wrote the screenplay under the title Stop Me. The filmmakers made numerous alterations to the script, primarily the shifting to a university setting with young adult characters. It was shot in Toronto in 1974 on an estimated budget of 620, 000, and was distributed by Warner Bros. in North America. Black Christmas was released on October 11, 1974, in Canada and December 20 in the United States under the title Silent Night, Evil Night. Upon its release, the film received mixed reviews, but it has since received critical re-appraisal, with film historians noting it for being one of the earliest slasher films. [2] It is also praised for concluding without revealing the identity of its villain, as well as serving as an influence on John Carpenter 's Halloween (1978. Aside from its earning a cult following [3] since its release, a novelization written by Lee Hays was published in 1976. Plot [ edit] An unseen and disoriented man climbs up into the attic of a sorority house, where the tenants are celebrating with a Christmas party. One of the girls, Jess, answers an obscene phone call from a mentally unstable man who is implied to call the house regularly. She summons her fellow students into the room, where they listen as the caller screams and curses them on the phone. When one of the girls, foul-mouthed Barb, takes the phone from Jess, she incites the caller, who in turn promises to kill her. Barb argues with a younger student, Clare Harrison, who implies that the caller could be a serial rapist, before Clare returns to her bedroom to finish packing for Christmas break. The disoriented man lures Clare into her closet, where he suffocates her with a plastic dress bag. He moves her body to the attic. The following morning, Mr. Harrison arrives at the school to pick up his daughter, but she fails to show up to their agreed meeting place. He quickly makes his way to the sorority house, where the housemother, Mrs. MacHenry, is surprised by Clare's absence. Meanwhile, Jess meets her boyfriend, Peter, a neurotic music student. She explains she is pregnant and planning to get an abortion, angering Peter, who attempts to intimidate her. In town, Mr. Harrison, accompanied by Barb and one of the other girls, Phyllis Carlson, attempt to report Clare as missing, while Jess quickly tells Clare's boyfriend Chris about Clare's sudden disappearance. They learn that another local girl named Janis Quaife has also seemingly vanished while walking home from school. After putting a drunken Barb to bed, Mr. Harrison, Chris, Jess, and Phyllis help search for Janis in a nearby park where she allegedly disappeared, hoping to turn up some sign of Clare. Meanwhile, Mrs. Mac plans to leave for her sister's home, only to be lured up into the attic, where she discovers Clare's body. The killer throws a crane hook into her face, hanging and killing her. In the park, Janis's disfigured body is found by the police and Jess returns home, while the search continues for Clare. Jess answers another obscene phone call and decides to file a report with the police, only for Peter to appear and surprise her. He attempts to persuade her into marriage for the sake of their child, but Jess adamantly refuses. Peter leaves in an emotional state, while Lieutenant Kenneth Fuller arrives to bug the telephone. A group of choir children arrive on the house's stoop to sing Christmas carols, distracting Jess. The killer enters Barb's room and murders her with a glass figurine; Barb's cries for help are drowned out by the singing children. One of the women in charge of the children ushers them away, having learned of Janis's murder. Jess experiences another unnerving phone call, in which the caller restates part of her argument with Peter. Lieutenant Fuller theorizes that Peter could be responsible, due to the caller's knowledge of the argument and his own mental fragility, but Jess doubts this. Moments later, Phyllis enters Barb's room and is ambushed by the killer, who murders her off-screen. Jess gets another obscene phone call, in which the killer alludes to some sort of transgression between two children named Agnes and Billy. The call is long enough to be traced by Graham, a telephone company employee, and Sergeant Nash instructs Jess to leave the house immediately, as the calls have been traced to be coming from within the house. Concerned for Barb and Phyllis, Jess arms herself with a poker and ventures upstairs, where she discovers Barb and Phyllis's maimed figures. The killer appears and pursues Jess through the house; Jess locks herself in the cellar, only for Peter to appear outside one of the windows. He smashes the window to get to Jess, who proceeds to bludgeon him with the poker, assuming he is the killer. The police arrive moments later, alerted by Jess's screams. They discover her barely conscious in the basement, with Peter's bloody remains next to her. They put Jess to bed and discuss the murders, unaware of the bodies of Clare and Mrs. MacHenry still in the attic. Jess is left in the house to rest, with a policeman standing outside. The killer climbs down from the attic as Jess sleeps in a nearby room. The house's telephone begins to ring, leaving Jess's fate unknown as the credits roll. Cast [ edit] Production [ edit] This section needs expansion. You can help by adding to it. March 2019) Development [ edit] Canadian Roy Moore wrote the screenplay entitled Stop Me, 4] based on " The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs " urban legend. [5] 6] Moore also claimed to have been inspired by a series of strangulation murders that occurred during the holiday season in the Westmount area of Montreal between 1968 and 1971. [7. additional citation(s) needed] Film producers Harvey Sherman and Richard Schouten had Timothy Bond rewrite the script to give it a university setting. [5] 8] Clark, who had felt the original script was too much of a straightforward slasher film, made several alterations in dialogue, 5] and also incorporated humorous elements into the film, particularly the drunkenness of Barb, and Mrs. Mac, who Clark based on his aunt. [4] Clark felt that college and high school students had not been depicted with "any sense of reality" in American film, and that he intended to capture the "astuteness" of young adults: College students?even in 1974?are astute people. They're not fools. It's not all 'bikinis, beach blankets, and] bingo. 4] Casting [ edit] The central cast of Black Christmas (clockwise from left to right) Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, John Saxon, and Margot Kidder Olivia Hussey, who had previously garnered international fame for her role as Juliet in Franco Zeffirelli 's Romeo and Juliet (1968) signed on to appear in the film after being told by a psychic that she would "make a film in Canada that would earn a great deal of money. 4] Clark sought Keir Dullea to play the role of Peter based on his performance as Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968. 4] The role of Mrs. Mac was offered to Bette Davis, 5] who declined the part. [4] Margot Kidder was cast in the role of Barb, and said she had been attracted to the character "because she was wild and out of control" and not a "conventional leading" part. [4] For the role of Clare Harrison, whose murder jump-starts the film's plot, Toronto native Lynne Griffin was cast after her mother, who was also her casting agent at the time, got her an audition. Griffin would later go on to star in Curtains (1983) and in the acclaimed television series Wind at My Back (1996?2001. 9] Gilda Radner was offered the role of Phyllis Carlson. She accepted the part, but dropped out one month before filming began owing to Saturday Night Live commitments, and was replaced by Andrea Martin. [5] 4] The role of Lieutenant Fuller was originally given to Edmond O'Brien. Upon his arrival to the set, however, the producers realized he would be unable to fulfill the duties required of the part due to his failing health (stemming from Alzheimer's disease. 10] John Saxon, who had read the script prior, was called by the producers who offered him the role. He accepted, and had to arrive in Toronto from New York City within two days to begin shooting. [4] Filming [ edit] Black Christmas was shot on location in Toronto in the winter of 1973?74. The house featured in the film had been discovered by Clark while scouting for locations, and its owners agreed to lease the home for the production. [4] Additional photography was completed on the University of Toronto campus. [4] According to John Saxon, Clark had meticulously drawn out storyboards with key sh
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IStock Editors Note: This post originally ran on December 22, 2017 Whether you believe the Christmas tradition is rooted in the pagan holiday Saturnalia, a baby born in swaddling clothing or shamans getting high on magic mushrooms ( yes, it is a thing) we can all agree that Christmas has become more than a simple religious remembrance and has evolved into a cultural ritual. Because of this, there are stark differences between black Americas celebration of the season and the rest of the countrys. We decided to walk you through some of these cultural disparities just in case you couldnt recognize the holiday being supported on the black side of town. The Christmas Season When it comes to Black Christmas, the holiday begins much later than the traditional Caucasian season. The white Christmas season begins immediately after the Dallas Cowboys lose on Thanksgiving Day. They barely give their turkeys time to digest before they wander to the mall to get their asses kicked in the Black Friday mixed martial arts tournament to buy discounted gifts for their loved ones. This is not to say that black people dont wade into the Black Friday morass, because as a culture, we have been taught to value a good sale. But the reason black people always win the Walmart kickboxing matches over dirt-cheap flat-screen televisions is partly that?unlike our unseasoned shopping counterparts?we arent purchasing those presents for our loved ones. Thats our ? 47-inch plasma! Yall dont have enough invested in the fight! In fact, according to a 2017 Gallup Poll that was never conducted, 22 percent of all Christmas traffic is black people taking advantage of holiday sales for their own benefit. Black Christmas shoppers purchase most of their gifts during a little-known holiday called “Christmas-Bonus Paycheck Day. ” This is when we start decking the halls with boughs of Holly, because this is when the true Christmas season begins. (Also, we dont know exactly who “Holly” is or why shes hanging out in our hallway. But if shes thinking about stealing our brand-new 47-inch, she will get decked. While you might think it is a shame that black people celebrate Noel on C. P. Time, you should also be aware that the Black Christmas season traditionally extends past Christmas Day. This, again, is because of sale-related issues, which can be explained by the next part of Black Christmas: presents. Gifts Black Christmas is a very present-centric holiday. After all, logic would dictate that the best way to commemorate the birth of a child sent to teach the world that joy, peace and happiness are found within is through the receiving of presents. Black people eschew all that gobbledygook about the charity and the joy of giving. Thats white-people nonsense. Christmas is about the joy of receiving. w hich brings us back to the Christmas season. The gift-giving part of Black Christmas lasts until well after Dec. 25. Most black children expect to unwrap the lesser presents on Christmas morning, but the real gifts come when their parents hit the after-Christmas sales. Or the New Years Day sales. Or?in some cases?Christmas-gift receiving extends into a bigger and more substantial black holiday when black parents receive their de facto reparations for working all year, in a holiday tradition called “tax time. ” On Christmas morning, there will be black children all across America playing with remote-controlled cars with no batteries and staring at bicycles with no wheels. They wont be disappointed because they know they will receive the D batteries and bicycle tires sometime between Christmas Day and April 15. Santa Claus Santa Claus is one of the hallmarks of white Christmas. White kids believe in old St. Nick until they are 22 or 23 years old. Black children, on the other hand, have about 16-17 minutes of wondrous folly before they realize that the idea of a benevolent white man bringing joy to their lives is highly questionable. This is because white people are much better at accepting bullshit than their Negro counterparts. As soon as a black kid can talk, he or she has too many questions that cant be answered by the Santa fairy tale, such as: How did Santa get in our third-story apartment when we dont have a chimney, Mommy? Shouldnt you be looking for a new alarm system? So he landed on the roof with 12 reindeer, and the pit bull next door didnt even notice? Why did he eat the cookies when Grandmas sweet potato pie was right there? Dont you think its wrong for elves to make all these toys for free? Isnt that kinda like slavery? ElvesLivesMatter. Santa Claus aint got no D batteries? This is why black parents always end the charade and let their children know that, like Chicagos “ gang thugs, ” All Lives Matter and trickle-down economics, Santa is a figment of the white imagination. Music There are no Black Christmas carols. We have Christmas songs. Many of them are simply remixes that put some funk in songs that white people already made because we dont understand the white carols anyway. Seventy-three percent of black children spent most of their childhoods believing that the seminal song of white Christmas was entitled “Jing-o Bells. ” We have no idea who “Hawk the Harold” is, how he became an angel, or why hes only singing glory to one of Jay-Z and Beyoncés twins. (Shouldnt it be “glory to the newborn king and queen? ”. Our Christmas carols often have nothing to do with Jesus. Most of them are about the need for sex and companionship on this glorious day. When all I want for Christmas is you, we soon realize that Christmas just aint Christmas without the one you love. After all, what do the lonely do at Christmas? These are the pertinent questions. These songs, however, are just warnings of what can happen if you forget to shake a hand and make a friend. In fact, “Silent Night” by the Temptations, the greatest Christmas song ever made, is basically a remixed version of a white Christmas carol. As the story goes, one night, the Temptations went into the studio with nothing but a bottle of Crown Royal and a carton of Benson & Hedges and said, “Fuck the lyrics. ” What came out was an improvised, nonlinear sermon, soul song, and outright classic about Jesus, Santa Claus and freedom. Food As noted in the Caucasians Guide to Black Thanksgiving, all holiday dinners are just lesser versions of black cookouts. The Christmas meal is basically the identical menu from Black Thanksgiving with ham replacing the turkey. Dont get me wrong?there can be a turkey at Christmas, but it is not the Beyoncé of the holiday-food lineup. It is more of a Ciara-like side dish. Unlike white Christmas, Black Christmas doesnt include fruitcake or rum cake. Black Christmas is more pie-centric. The sweet potato pie is the headliner, but it is not an after-dinner dessert. It is usually placed on the counter and eaten before, during and after the holidays. The average black household goes through 349 pies, 11 red-velvet cakes and six of those tins of hard-ass Royal Dansk cookies. Royal Dansk These cookies are the biggest Christmas mystery of all. No one knows where they came from or how they got into your house. Its not like you were thinking all year: “I cant wait for Christmas so I can chip a tooth on a piece of baked flour sprinkled with granulated sugar! ” Yet they are always there. And you always eat them. But the worst part of it all is that sometime in April, you will see the same tin, and even though you werent craving anything sweet, youll open up that tin to eat one again. But it will be filled with sewing needles and thread. I think Santa Claus is leaving this shit behind as a prank. The Story of Black Christmas Finally, you should know that the Christmas story is different in black households. Instead of a beautiful yarn about a blond savior, the following is a summary of what we are celebrating: A few thousand years ago, Mary and Josephs camel broke down in Bethlehem. Because it was Christmastime (I know, but does any of this make sense. hotel options were limited. Jo-Jo (as we call him) decided to rent an Airbnb, but when they arrived, the discovered that they had reserved a room in a manger. But Mary was pregnant, so they didnt make a big deal out of the situation, even when she went into labor. When the child was born, Joseph was a little suspicious that the child didnt look anything like him, but before he could say anything, three dudes showed up at the barn door with a gold chain, some incense and beard oil (yes, as King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Jesus was also born with a #BeardGang membership. An archangel named Chance the Angel (which is why the similarly named hip-hop star must always specify that he is “the rapper”) announced that the new child will be the Messiah. Joseph was about to Google the definition of the word “Messiah” when one of the wise men said, “That means savior” and everyone cheered. A few years later, Jesus would be killed by cops after being accused of gangbanging with disciples, making wine without a liquor license and holding a Sermon on the Mount without a rally. He was unarmed and died with his hands up. #ChristLivesMatter.
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Opens in a new tab Sale Available in 21 Colors 17. 03 (4. 26 per item) 29. 40 Rated 5 out of 5 stars. 65 total votes. Between its glittery finish, star-shaped silhouette, and bright hue, this set of four Christmas ornaments is sure to shine in any holiday arrangement. Each piece is crafted from shatter-resistant plastic, so this set is an ideal option for homes with small children and pets who might knock them off your tree. Hanging loops are included to make sure displaying this set is easy. The manufacturer backs this set with a one-year warranty. Overall: 8' H x 8' W x 2' D Opens in a new tab Sale Available in 12 Colors and 6 Sizes from 7. 31 Rated 4 out of 5 stars. 5 total votes. Opens in a new tab 15. 49 Rated 5 out of 5 stars. 174 total votes. With a festive Santa hat and red scarf, this adorable Miniature Schnauzer dog ornament has neither a "bark" nor a "bite" worth worrying over! 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